The Confectionary!

A


Anywhere But Here - A game where you tell your friends where you’d rather be

Avril Lavigne - Female skate hero who turned blonde. Traitor!!!

Art Freaks - People obsessed with art (hence the name)/ the greatest people you will ever meet




























B


Burnouts - Mass destructors

Blink 182 - One of the greatest punk rock bands who have ever walked on this planet… but unfortunately left us all alone *tear*































C



Comaville - Where you are when you doing nothing

California - The greatest place in the world, but quite incomplete without your friends

Confessions of a Teenage
Drama Queen - A signature movie for The Drifters

Cablooey - A subtler version of Kaboom

Claburble - A thing

Converse - Signature shoes for The Drifters





























D


Decafland - A place between Comaville and Speedtown

Denialland - A place where you go to escape reality

(The) Drifters - A group of people who ‘drift’ between different styles and different groups (i.e. us, the authors)

Dreamcatchers - A variety of fluffy things that Jonny is scared of

Diminish - make something smaller (“…that does not diminish the impact of this exit!”)

Dingalipoof - When you have an idea (“I have a dingalipoof”)

Doofer - Remote Control
















E



Emotionally up your own ass - When your shitty and vain (also see Jonny)

Elastic Band - A type of hair bobble which is used by Caroline Reekie because she is such a tramp and she can’t afford a real hair bobble

(An) Elsewhere to be - Somewhere else to be (“ I have an elsewhere to be.”)














F


Frank - Bunny which scares Jonny (see also Dreamcatchers)

Fallenangel - Good girl, gone bad (pretends to be good in front of relatives) (see also Vanz)

Five by Five - “I’m feelin’ okay”

Freaksome - Worrisome

Friggin’/Freakin’ - A term used when one is annoyed




















G

Gathering - A type of party with brie and mellow songs stylings

Geek machine - An uncool car

Geeker joy - Feeling nerdy (see also Sara)

God’s gift to the bell curve - Moron

Guiltapalooza - On a guilt trip















H

Have a nice summer - Kiss of death to all good summers

Hootenanny - Type of party that’s chock full of hoot with just a little bit of nanny

Hormones on parade - Teens obsessed with kissing and groping






























I

Insanity fair - A group of psychotically jippered people








J

Josie and the Pussycats - A great band/movie

Jonesing - An urge need or want (“I’m jonesing for a little brainless fun!”)

Jonny - An oompa-loompa afraid of fluffy things


K

(The) kind of sense that’s not - Something that doesn’t make sense

Kermugadushmurple? - Can I shove this hot fudge up your big fat ass, ass bitch?




L

Lexi - Are there any words? Probably…Cynisist

Locker door material - A serious boyfriend

Lunchable - A hot guy

Lost weekending - Having so much fun you forget all about it (If you know what I mean)


M

Make poverty history - An action to help solve debt problems in Africa

Messed - Being out of it (“I just get messed sometimes.”)

Move free - A date lacking sparkage

Music of pain - Tunes to sulk by

Meeeeohw-pochk - The flying and crashing sound (say it when you’re bored/ hyper/both)

Man down! Man down! - A prank you play on cousins


N

NCP - Not Cool People

Na-na-na-na-na approach to battle - Taunting to victory

Name tag person - retail or fast food employee


O

One-starbuck town - A small boring town

Office romance - An affair

Otherwhere - Somewhere that’s not here


P

Pathetic much? - Feeling sorry for yourself?

Planet pocket protector - Geek universe

Pointy - The opposite of pointless (“…it’s entirely pointy!”)

Poop the party - Naysay

Power freaked - Really scared

Pre-posy - Dating period prior to guy giving girl a gift

(The) Plastics - People who are bitchy and back stabbers




Q

Queen bee - One person who is the boss of everybody who causes her friends to shout out, “..we should totally stab Caesar!!!”




R

Riding the mellow - Enjoying quiet time

(A) Regina moment - a bitchy moment

Resonance - A word used to make you sound smart




S

Sara ` - a flirtatious loony

Shpadoinkle - Just a random word

Shoes - Reliable friends

Scarapalooza - Big scare

Shindig - Type of party with dip and alcohol

Smoochies - Kissing and romance

So - Wonderful (“isn’t it so”)

Sock puppet love - When you’re dateless

Sparkage - Romantic electricity

Speedtown - When you’re overly hyper

Salty-goodness - Talking about the hotness of a guy

So fetch - So cool

Snooty van snoot - Snob


T

Tardiness - the eighth deadly sin

Two-some of cuteness - good couple


U

(The) ubersuck - major bummer


V

Vague that up - make a foggy explanation worse

Vanz - a sprite, the only person smaller than THE oompa-loompa and a very awesome person.

Voodoing (someone) - …take away the “voo” and you will see the meaning of this word


W

(the) Wacky - crazy stuff

Wake up and smell the hottie - take note of potential mate

(the) what - problem

Wicked jumpy - really nervous

(the) wig - creepy

Wow potential - possible sparkage

Wise woman of Yartaloo - a dumb person


X




Y

Yummy people - people I love

Yawn worthy - boring

Yester - over passed or gone

Yumful - something that’s yummy (can also talk about the hotness of a guy)


Z

(the) zeppo - the useless member of the group